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santa aur banta ek larkee ke balaatkaar ke jurm men pakre gaye. police
ne kaha ki tahakeekaat hogee. tahakeekaat ke liye wahee larkee bulaai
gai. larkee ko dekhte hee donon chilla pare:-

"yahi thee, yahi thee"

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municipality ne ek nai bus seva shuru kee. bilkul nai bus aai. ab
uspar parivaar niyojan ke liye ek achchha sa naara likhne kee samasya
aai. kisee ne sujhaav diya aur doosre dinse is naare ke saath bus chal
paree:-

kripaya aage se nahin peechhe se chadhiye.

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santa peshaab kar raha tha ki tabhee uske paros kee ek natkhat larkee
ne uska lund dekh liya. vah cheerkhaanee kartee huyee boli,

wow ! kya mast hai ? kaash mujhe bhee mil jaata. santa ne kaha,

ja jaldee se ek cup leke aaja. bas khatam hone waala hee hai.

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banta judge ke saamne pesh hua aur judge ne poochha,

aakhir tum talaak lena kyon chaahte ho?

banta: judge saahab, yah mujhe bistar men khush naheen kar saktee.

preeto: judge saahab, saaree colony khush hai, ek isee kee aag naheen
bujhtee to main kya karoon?

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ek aadmee samudra beech par dand pel raha tha tabhee udhar se santa
bottle ke nashe men jhoomte huye aa gaya. use dekhkar hansne laga aur
bola.

are tere neeche kee lugaai to nikal gai hai, ab tu kise chod raha hai?

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santa apnee ek mahila mitra kee choochee choos raha tha. larkee bahut
garam ho gai aur boli, tussi hor kuchh chahnde ho?

santa: doodh naal biscuit bhee milenge?

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machla singh ne apne baap painda singh ko ek kothe kee seedhiyaan
chadhte dekh liya aur poochha.

papa aap yahaan kya kar rahe ho?

painda: yaar ab 200-300 rupaye ke peechhe teri mummy ke nakhre nahin
sahe jaate!