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Monday, December 6, 2010

Jija Sali Sex

Ravi ki shaadi huye 2 saal ho chuke the. Reema naam hai uski bibi ka. Ravi ka garment banana ki factory hai. Uske karkhaane me banaye huye ladies nighty bahut popular hai. Kafi sexy nighty banata hai. Kabhi kabhi apni factory ki bani hui naighty ko aur kaant chhaant kar apni bibi Reema ke liye ghar le kar aa jata tha. Reema ke gaure aur sunder badan par yeh nighty kafi sexy lagati thi. Uske badan par nighty se jyada uska badan jhalakta tha. Ravi bhi chahta tha ki Reema jab raat ko room me aaye to uske makhmali badan ko dekhnae ke liye jyada tadafna na pade. Uski gauri cheeti chuchiya uski nighty se jhalak padti thi. Use dekhkar Ravi ka lund hamesha fadfadata rahta tha.
Reema pregnant hai aur uski delivery ka time aa chuka tha. Reema ne apne pihar phone karke apni chacheri bahan Roma ko bulwaya tha. Roma apni ek aur bahan Leena ke saath apne jiji ke ghar par aati hai. Leena ko painting karna pasand tha. Woh apni painting ki pradarshini lagwana chahti thi isiliye Roma ke saath chali aayi. Leena ek kushal dancer bhi thi. College ke function me jab woh dance karti thi to kayi manchalo ki dil ki dhadkan badh jaya karti thi. Roma jab pichhali baar ek saal pahale jab apne jiji ke ghar aayi thi tab Reema, Ravi aur Roma kafi hansi mazaak kar ke apna time paas kar liya karate the. Roma apne jiju ke kafi kareeb ho gayi thi. Halanki unke saririk sambandh nahin bane the lekin apni jiji ke saamne Ravi se kafi lipat chipat kar rahati thi. Aalingan aur chumban tak hi sambandh kayam ho paye the. Aur Reema bhi use bura nahi manti thi. Kahati thi ki jija aur saali ke beech me yeh sab chalta hai. Reema, Roma aur Leena apas me chacheri bahane thi. Unki umra me jyada farak nahi tha. Teeno kafi gauri aur sexy badan ki malik thi. Teeno
me kaun jyada khoobsurat hai yeh kahna kafi mushkil tha. Jab shaam ko Ravi ghar aaya to usne bedroom se kafi awaje aur hansane ki awaje sunai di. Woh samajh gaya ki Roma aa gayi hai. Uska mun hichkole khane laga. Kyon nahi aakhir uski sabse sexy saali jot hi. Woh jaise hi room me ghusa to dekhta hai ki uski saali ek nahi do-do saaliya Reema ke saath bed par baith kar uske dwara layi gayi nightiyon ko dekh rahi hai. Ravi seedha Roma ke peechhe jakar uski aankhon ko apne hathon se bund kar apne se chipka liya. Roma kahane lagi, "Aare kya jiju, badi der kardi ghar aane me. Hum log to aaj hi aane wale the phir bhi der se aaye ho." Ravi ne palat-te huye jabab diya, "sorry my darling. Thoda office me kaam aagaya tha isliye late ho gayi. Chalo ab maaf kar do." Roma ne Ravi ke hathon ko apne hathon me lete huye kaha, "Chalo maaf kiya. Lekin aapko bhi hamari jiji ka dhyan rakhana chahiye. Is haal me jyada akele nahi chhodna chayiye." Tabhi Leena bol padi, "Hum bhi hai is mahfil me." Ravi Leena ki taraf aankh marate huye bola, "Ab tumhari jiji ko to kya, tum dono ko bhi akele nahi chhodunga." Phir Ravi Leena ko thoda khiska kar wahin bed par hi apne liye jagah bana kar bola, "Kya baat hai. Nightiyo ki pradarshini laga rakhi hai." Roma ne ek nighty ko uthakar uske beech me se jhankhte huye boli," Nahi jiju. Hum sab to yeh dekh rahe the ki in nightiyo ko pahane ke baad badan par nighty deekhti hai ya hamara badan."Leena ankh marte huye boli, "Jiju badi sexy nighty design karte ho. Pura badan ughad kar rakh deti hai." Ravi bhi haazir-jawab tha. Turant bol pada, "Jao ine pahankar aao. Hum bhi dekhen ki hamari nighty jyada sexy hai ya tumhara badan." Isi tarah unke beech hansi mazaak chal raha tha. Tabhi ek jokes ke beech Reema ko jyada hi hansi chhut gayi. Jyada hansne se uske darad uthane laga. So forun Reema ko le kar woh teeno hospital rawana ho
gaye. Aur aadhe ghante ke baad nurse ne ek ladke ke janam lene ki badhai unko di. Ravi, Roma aur Leena teeno hi ladke ke janam par kafi khus huye. Aur ek dusare ko badhayian di. Phir Dr. ki izazat le kar andar ja kar Reema ko bhi badhai di. Raat ko rukane ke naam par pahale to Dr. ne saaf mana kar diya par jyada jor dene par Dr. ne kaha, "Chalo aaj raat to ek jan ruk sakta hai lekin kal kisi ko rukane ki izazat nahi doongi. Aakhir hamari nursen hai jachcha aur bachcha ki dekhbhal ke liye." Ek raat ke liye haan bharane par Roma ne wahin rukane ka faisala liya. Ravi Roma ko wahin rukte dekh thoda mayush huwa kyonki woh aaj raat Roma ke saath celebrate karne ka plan bana raha tha. Lekin kuchh na kahkar Leena ko lekar vapas ghar ki chal pada. Ghar ke neeche Leena ko chhod us-se kaha ki mai aadhe ghante me aata hun. Ravi aadhe ghante baad ek whisky ki bottle aur ek shampane ki bottle
le kar ghar par aa gaya. Duplicate chabi se darwaza khol Leena ko awaj di. Leena us samay bathroom me thi. Bathroom se wapas jawab diya, "Jiju bathroom me naha rahi hoon. Pandhrah bees minute me aati hoon." Ravi Leena ko bathroom me dekh hall me whisky ki bottle, ice aur glass lekar sofa par hi pasar gaya. Sath hi VCD player chalu kar erotic dance ki ek CD chalu kar di. CD me english dhun ke saath kayi ladkiya aadhi se jyada nangi ho kar naach rahi thi. Ravi bhi english dhun ke saath baitha baitha jhoom raha tha. Uski bhookhi aankhe un gauri ladkiyon ke badan par jami huyi thi. Uska bhookha lund bhi unko nanga dekh baicheni se andar hi andar machal raha tha. Bookha to hona hi tha karan ki Dr. ne Reema ke saath sone se phichhale ek mahine se na kar rakha tha jo. Jab tak Leena bathroom se aayi tab tak Ravi do peg chadha chukka tha. Uske ankhon me whisky ka sharoor chadhane lag gaya tha. Leena ne apni jiji Reema ki ek nighty nikal kar pahan li. Jab kaanch se apne badan ko dekha to kuchh jhemp si gayi. Badan par nighty to thi phir bhi pura badan saaf dikhai de raha tha. Kaanch me apne badan ko gaur se dekhne lagi. Apne dono hathon se apne nipples ko dabane lagi. Room me baithkar charo jab hansi mazaak kar rahe the tabhi se hi uski choot
me khalbali machi hui thi. Non-veg. jokes se pure badan me stri aur purush ke sambandh ki vivechana chal rahi thi. Saath me jiju ka barbaar uske galon par chumban usko vasna ki aag me jala raha tha. Man hi man jiju ke taste ke daad dene lagi. Phir bhi usne uske upar ek jheena gown aur pahan liya. Hall me pahunchi to uski aag aur badh gayi. TV me madak dhun ke saath naach rahi english memo ko apne badan par se bache kuche kapade utar kar phenkate huye dekh uske dil ki dhadkan aur badh gayi. Khud ek achchhi dancer to woh thi hi. Peeche se aakar apna chehra jiju ke gaal se chipka kar boli, "Bolo kya bol rahe the." Ravi ne kaha kuchh nahi. Aao baitho. Leena wahin khadi khadi boli, "akale hi piyoge ya hame bhi kuchh chakhane doge."
Ravi ne apni glass ko Leena ke chehare ke nazdeek la kar uske madmate hothon se laga diya. Leena ek saans me glass me jitna tha (aadhe peg
se bhi jyada) gatak liya aur lagi khansane. Apna muhn bigaadte huye
boli, "Uff, kaisi kadavi hai yeh saraab." Ravi hunsne laga. Phir Leena ko apne kareeb kheench kar uske hothon par padi saraab ki kuchh bundo ko chat liya aur bola, "Hame to kadvi nahi lagati. Lagata hai pahali baar taste kar rahi ho."
Leena ki ukhadi saans thodi shaant huyi tab boli, "Ha, phalli baar pi rahi hun. Isse pahale ek do baar beer jaroor pi hai." Phir TV par dance dekhane lagi. Ravi neb bhi Leena ko apne paas sofa par baithakar ek-do ghunt aur pila diya. Nasha jab halka halka chadhane laga to Leena boli, "Kya aisa dance dekh rahe ho. Isse achcha to me nach sakti hoon." Ravi ne pahle socha ki saayad nasha hone ki vajah se woh bol rahi hogi. Lekin doosari baar kahne par usne TV bund kar diya aur bola, "To dikhao meri jaan. Hum bhi dekhen tum kitna achchha naach sakti ho." Chellenge maan kar Leena ne ek audio CD laga kar
nachana chaloo kar diya. Audio CD remix songs kit hi. Aur pehla gaana hi "Kanta Lagaa" tha. Leena kanta laga ki dhun par nachane lagi. Isi beech jo jheena gown pahne huye thi use nikaal kar Ravi ki aur uchhal phenka. Ravi ki saanse ye sab dekh kar bhari ho uthi. Useke pure sareer me vasna ki lahare hilore maar rahi thi. Lund uttejana se pagal ho raha tha. Pure badan me lahoo san-san-san karke daud raha tha. Leena ka badan kahin se bhi sthir nahi tha. Uska jalwa apne pure ufaan par tha. Kabhi najdeek aakar to kabhi door se hi Ravi ko apne badan ki numaish kar ke uksa rahi thi. Saraab aur Sabab apne puri jawani par tha. Poora hall me jor jor se uth baith rahi sanse music se taal se taal mila rahi thi. Leena har dhoon ke sath apni taalmel baitha kar Ravi ko bekaabu karne me lagi thi. Ravi bhi bekaabu ho kar apne sukh rahe hothon par jeebh baar baar sahla raha tha. Leena ki bhari bhari chatiyan uchhal uchhal kar Ravi ko amantran de rahi thi ki aao mujhe dabhoch lo. Uski mast janghe hathi ki soond ki tarah jhoom rahi thi. Kabhi phaila kar to kabhi sikod kar apni choot ko dikha aur chupa rahi thi. Peechhe ghoom kar apne chootad matka matka kar nach kar Ravi ke lund ko puri tarah bekaabu kar diya. Tabhi Ravi sofe se uthkar Leena ke paas ja hi raha tha ki Leena ne usko vapas dhakel kar sofa par vapas baitha diya aur apne chootad ko uski jangho par rakh kar uske lund ko ragadne lagi. Lund is ragdai se ekdam bokhla gaya. Ravi ke badan ka sara lahoo mano is waqt uske lawade me samaya hua tha. Usne apne dono hathon se Leena ke kabootaro ko jakad liya. Bhari bhari dono uroj Ravi ke hathon me bhi nahi sama rahe the. Chikani nighty ki vajah se dono kabootar uske hath se fisal rahe the. Leena ke kabootar shikari ko itna nazdeek dekh kar phadphadane lage. Ravi ne pagal hote huye uski nighty ko urojo ke samne se pakad kar phad diya aur uske boobs ko apne hatho me lekar tolane laga. Phir uske dono nipples ko anguli ke beech me lekar jor
se masal diya. Leena ke muhn se siskari nikal gayi. "Uueee maaa….. dheere se." Ravi ne aram se uski chuchiyo ko sahlane laga. Leena apne chootad ki
ragdai chalu rakhi thi. Ravi ke lund ko kafi dino baad choot ki mahak mil rahi thi. Phir yeh to saali ki choot. Nasha sarab ke sath sabab ka double ho raha tha. Uske nashile badan ko apni bahon me samet kar is ragadai ko rok kar apni aniyantrit ho rahi sanso ko sametane me laga. Leena ke shareer ko samne kar uske raseele hothon ko chumane laga. Uske hothon ke rus ko peekar woh aur matwala ho gaya. Apni jeebh ko Leena ki jeebh se takra raha tha. Dono ki jeebhe pench lada rahi thi aur hath uske dono kabootaro ko apne me samate huye dheere dheere masal rahe the. Ravi hotho se apne hotho ko chhuda kar apni jeebh ko Leena ke urojo ki taraf le aya. "Uff kya kayamat hai," aise kahate huye apni jeebh se uske gulaabi choochiyo chatane laga. Leena ke muh se siskari nikal rahi thi. Uske dono uroj bhari ho chuke the. Uski sanse jor jor se upar neeche hone lagi. "Aur jor jor se meri chuchee ko masalo, bahut maza aa raha hai. Tumhare hath me jadoo hai. Idhar tum meri chuchee
ko daba rahe ho aur udhar meri choot pani chod rahee hai," Leena bekaabu ho kar badbadane lagi. Dono nipples kadak ho kar Ravi ke muh me jane ko utawale the. Phir bekabu ho kar cheekh padi, "Suck it. Take it in your mouth."
Ravi neb hi apne hothon ko kholkar uske ek nipple ko apne beech daba liya. "Yess… yess… jiju…. aise hi chuso….dekho mere nipples ki khaj mita do," Leena apni chahat chhupa nahi payi. "Uuufff…aa.. hhh.. aaaa.. hhhhh please thoda dheere…. kato na….. uuuuiiii aur jor se chooso mere boobs ko."
Dono nipples ko bari bari se apne muh me lekar choosane ke baad Ravi khada hokar Leena ko apni bahon me lekar uske pure badan ko jakad liya. Aisa kas kar alingan kiya ki Leena ke muh se cheekh nikal padi. `Jab tumhari chunchee itni khoobsurat hai to choot to aur bhi khoobsurat hogee," kahkar Ravi uske badan par lipti nighty ke baki hisse ko bhi phadane laga. Lekin Leena usko rokte huye kaha, "Ufff… itne bekaboo kyon ho rahe ho. Pahale mujhe apna jhunjhuna to dikhao. Mujhe bhi usse khelana hai." Ravi bekaabu tha lekin Leena vapas bol padi, "Tum apna lund mujhe dikhao mai tumhe apni choot dikha dungee." Leena ne apne hath ko badhakar Ravi ki pant tatolne me lag gai. Use apna khilona chahiye tha. Uska khilona bhooke sher ki tarah apne
pinjare me uchhal kud macha raha tha. Leena ka hath us pinjare ki taraf badh kar uske pahle tale yani pant ki chain ko khol diya. Ravi ne uske dono kabootaro ko sahlate huye apni pant ko neeche ki aur khiska diya taki lund ko bahar nikalne me jyada pareshani na ho. Phir Leena ghutane ke bul baithkar underwear ki kaid me baithe us bhooke sher ki dahaad sunane lag gai. Uska phoola hua lund underwear me machal raha tha. Leena ne apne hatho se usko puchkar kar shaant karne ki koshish ki. Jab lund jyada hi machalne laga to apne hothon se Ravi ke lawade ko underwear ke sath hi daba liya. Ab bari thi Ravi ke siskarne ki. Ek mahine me Dr. ke na karne ke karan woh apni bibi,
Reema, ko chod nahi paya tha lekin yada-kada Reema apne hath se Ravi ke lund ko masal jaroor deti thi. Leena uske lund ko underwear ke upar se chatane lagi. Lund phool kar ek dam bhadak utha. Tabhi Leena ne jhatake se underwear kheench kar neeche khiska diya. Ravi ka lund ek dum tan kar Leena ke muh ke samne nachane laga. "Uff… kya mota lund hai tumhara jiju," kah kar apne hathon me samet liya Leena ne. Lekin lund pura ka pura hathon me aaya kahan tha. Mote ke sath sath pura 9" ka lumba lund tha Ravi ka. Lund ka supara bhukkad ki tarah Leena ka chehra dekh raha tha. Leena ne lund ko apne hathon me lekar uski chamdi ko upar-neeche karne lagi."Sachmuch tumhara lund to bahut lamba aur mota hai," Leena ke muh se nikal pada. Ravi se ab raha nahi ja raha tha. Leena ne apni jeebh nikal kar lund ke supare ko dheere-dheere chatane lagi. Ravi ka lund uchak-uchak kar uchhal raha tha. Todhi der dak Leena uske supare ko hi chat rahi thi. Ravi aur jyada bekabu hone laga. Usse raha nahi ja raha tha. Woh kampate huye swar me
bola, "Areee, meri saaali, ab to "teasing" bund karo. Mere lund ko chooso."
Lekin Leena ne supare ko chatna nahi chhoda. Woh Ravi ko aur bhadkana
chahti thi. Mard jab jyada bhadakta hai to aurat ki chudaai bhi utni
hi jyada karta hai. Leena apni choot ki chudwai bahut jor se karwana chahati thi. Karan yeh tha college me apne boyfriend se uski saat- aath baar jo chudaai hui thi wah jaldi jaldi ho gayi thi kyonki koi aakar disturb na kar de ya koi aakar dekh na le. Ek baar uski friend ki chudaai kisi ne dekh lee thi tho usko apni choot college ked dus-barah student ke saath ek saath chudwani padi thi. Par yahan to Ravi ka lund bhadakta hi ja raha tha. Usne Leena ko
kaha, "Sali madarchod, choos mere lund ko. Pura ka pura kha ja mere
lund ko. Sali yeh lund ek mahine se taras raha hai aur tujhe "teasing" ki padi hai. Agar nahi choosati to me teri choot ko aisa chodunga kit u bhi jindangi bhar yaad rakhegi." Leena ka maksad pura ho gaya. Woh Ravi ko aise hi bhadkana chahati thi. Tabhi Ravi ne uske baal pakad kar apna pura no inchi lund uske muh me gap se daal diya. "Le chhinaal choos mere lund ko. Bahut jyada matak rahi thin na. Ab choos mere lund ko." Ravi ka lund aath inch tak hi Leena ke muh me ghus paya. Baki ek inch bahar hi raha. Uske lund ka kinara uske muh ki aakhiri deewar ko chhoo gaya tha. Leena ko saans lene me taklif hone lagi thi. Usne Ravi ke lund ko pura bahar nikaal kar kaha, "Jiju, maar hi dalogo kya. Thoda sabr karo. Choosati hu tumhare moosal lund ko."
Phir Leena ne lund ko hath se pakad kar jo choosai ki Ravi to paagal ho gaya. Use laga agar mene apne lund ko bahar nahi nikala to meri pichkari abhi chhoot jayegi. Usne apna lund bahar nikal kar Leena ko khade kar apni bahon me utha liya aur uske hothon ko chumate huye apne bedroom ki aur chal pada. Bedroom me bed par Leena ko sulate huye uski nighty ke baki kapdae ko fadate huye uski jangho ko chatane laga. Leena ki gudaaz janghe makhmal ki tarah naram aur doodh jaisi gauri thi. Ravi un jangho ko chusate huye apne hatho ko uski jhanto ko sahlaane laga. Uff kya naram naram jhante thi. Ravi to jhanto masalte hue uski uthi hui bur(choot) ko dekh pagal ho gaya. Apni
unglee ko dhus se uski komal choot me dhakel diya. Leena ke muh se nikal pada, "uuiiii ma. dheere se." Ravi uski jangho ko chhod aski choot kea aas-paas apni jeebh se chaat raha tha aur apni ek ungali ko uski choot ki unglee-chudai kar raha tha. Thodi der me hi Leena bol padi, "Hai! Kyon time barbad kar rahe ho? Mere choot ko unglee nahin chaahiye. Abhi tum isko apne jeebh se chodo. Baad me usko apna lund khilana. Woh tumhare lund khane ke liye
taras rahi hai." Tabhi Ravi ne apni unglee nikaal kar uski jagah apni jeebh ko laga diya. Uske daane ko choos kar apni jeebh ko uski choot ki gahrai me
utar diya. Leena madak swar me kahane lagi, ""Hai! Kaya cheej banai hai bhagwan ne, chuso chuso, aur jor se chuso meri choot ko. Aur andar tak apni jeebh ghusedo. Hai! Meri choot ke daane ko bhi chato. Bahut maza aa raha hai." Ravi ne uski choot choos choos kar uski halat kharab kar di. Leena baith kar apni choot ko Ravi ke muh par dhakke lagane lagi. Saath hi bad-bada rahi thi, "yes darling, chooso mere raja, choot ko ko chooso, apni jeebh ko meri choot ke andar tak chooso. Yes bada maja aa raha hai jiju. Yes, yes, choosate jao. Mere daane ko bhi chooso. Aahhh, yes, chooso. Lo meri choot ka paani nikal raha hai. Aahhh, oohhh, chooso bahut dino baad meri chooot ka pani niklega. Chooosssteee raho, yes, yes, yes, oh, oh, kya jeebh se chod rahe ho. Lagta hai yeh jeebh nahi, tumhara lund hai. Aaaahhhhh, aur hoooso,
Ahhhh, mera paaaaani nikal raha hai. Ohhhh yessss, mera pani nikal aaaaaaaaaaaa……" Lekin Ravi ne uski choot ko chhoda nahi. Woh bahut der tak choosata raha jab tak uski jeebh nahi thak nahi gayi. Leena ki choot ki khaj aur jyada badh gayi. Lekin ab wah apni choot ko chatwa kar nahi balki
asli khel kar apni pyas bujhwana chahati thi. Usne apne hath badha kar Ravi ke lund ko apne hath me lekar aage pichhe karne lagi. Jab lund ekdam moosal ho gaya to apni choot ko uske muh se hatha kar uske lund par baith gayi. Ravi ke lund ko aur kya chahiye. Uska lund to choot ka pyasa tha. Choot ko dekh kar lund apni jagah par hi uchhal- kud machine laga. Ravi ne apne hath badha kar apne lund ke supare ko Leena ki choot ke muh par rakh diya. Leena ne upar se baithe baithe apni choot ko thoda dhakka diya to Ravi ka lund furrrrr karke uski choot me ja kar fans gaya. Isi ke saath Leena ke muh cheekh nikal padi. Yeh cheekh dard bhari nahi thi bulki anand se bhari thi.
Leena Ravi ke upar baith kar apni choot ki khaj mitane lag gayi. Apni choot ki jakad me lund ko le kar uchhal-kood machane lagi. Sath hi uske muh se siskaarian nikal rahi thi. Ravi apne hatho se uske mummay pakad kar sahla raha tha. Leena uski chhati par hath rakh kar apni choot khud hi chudwa rahi thi. Anand se madhosh ho kar chudwa rahi thi. Speed dheere-dheere badh kar apni charam seema par chali gayi. Full fast speed me chudwane se Leena ki siskari badbadhat me badalne lagi. "Yes.. yes.. kya maja aa raha hai.. yes.. yes.. aaj bahut dino baad choot ko maja mil raha hai.. ohh.. kya jannat ka maja mil raha hai.. ufff.. jiju tumhara lund ek dum lohe ke jaisa sakht hai… uff… meri choot… hai… main …. Aahhh… meri choot ka paani nikalne wale ha… ohhh… kya ho raha hai mujhe… hai… meri choot… uffff… mera pani nikla… yes..mera pani nikla… yes… uuiii… yes… mera pani nikal gaya…" aisa kah kar Leena uski chhati par gir kar lambi-lambi saanse chhodne lagi. Choot ka pani nikalte huye woh ab halke halke dhakke mar kar ekdam se nidhal ho gayi. Ravi ne apni bahon me bharkar uske hothon ko apne hothon se jakad liya. Thodi de bad jab Leena ki dhadkan ekdam normal huyi to apne sareer se use utarkar apne baju me sula liya aur uske boobs ko sahlata hua ek mumme ko muh me daba liya. Thodi der me dono mumme ko choos kar apni ungali se uski choot ke daane ko sahlane laga. Uski choot ko sahla kar uski choot ki chodai ki tayyari kar raha tha. Uska bhookha lund ab use chodane ko ekdam tayyar tha. Leena ke muh se jab siskari nikalne lagi to use doggi style me leta kar uske chootdo ko apne hath se sahlane laga. Uski choot dono chootdo ke beech ekdum se dabi hui thi. Apne lund ko hath me lekar uske chootdo par halke se sahla raha tha. Leena ki choot kafi garam ho chuki thi. Usse ab saha nahi ja raha tha. Woh bol padi, "Hai jiju, kyon tadfa rahe ho. Lund humari chudasi choot ko dikha rahe ho aur usko choot ke andar nahee pel rahe ho. Ab jaldee se apne musal jaise lund ko choot me ghusao, plzz.' Tabhi apne lund ko uski choot ki khayee ke saamne rakhkar uski darar me tika diya aur ek jor ka dhakka mara ki Leena ke muh se anand-bhari cheekh nikal padi. "hai.. daiya." Lund adha ek hi dhakke me choot ke andar ghus gaya. Doosare dhakke me lund pura ka pura choot ke andar tha. Ravi ne dheere-dheere apne dhakke lagane chalu rakhe. Lund chootme piston ki tarah andar bahar ho raha tha. Uska lund choot ki garmi paakar aur phool gaya. Leena bhi dhakke ka jawab dhakke se de rahi thi. Phir apne hath badha kar Ravi ne Leena ke mummey ko apni giraft me le liya aur dhakko ki speed badha di. Lund choot ki jad tak ja raha tha. Ravi ka lund choot ke dhakke se ekdam bekaabu ho utha. Ravi ke muh se awaje aani shuru ho gayi. "Lo rani… mere lund ke jhatke… khao, khoob khao.. dekho tumhari choot ki pyaas baki nahi rahe.. lo yeh lo.. " Leena ki choot dhakke par dhakke kha kar apna pani chhodna shuru kar diya. "Yes.. mere jiju… uuff.. maro dhakke.. aur maro dhakke… meri choot se phir se paani nikal raha hai. Tumhara sakht lund hi mera paani itni jaldi-jaldi nikal paya." Phir bhi Ravi apne dhakke marne chalu rakha. Woh bhi apna paani nikalna chahta tha. Leena ne dekha ki Ravi isi tarah chodta raha to paani uski choot me hi chhod dega to apni choot ko ekdum se hata liya. Ravi chihunk pada, "yeh kya rani. Mera paani nikalne wala tha." "Yehi to main nahi chahti ki tum mere andar jhado. Main tumhare virya ko apne pure badan par jhadwana chahti hoon." "Aisi baat hai to lo apna muhn kholo aur isko chooso. Ab thoda
intzaar karna padega mere jhadane ka." Leena ne Ravi ke lund ko hath se pakad kar pahle apne mummo par sahlaya phir let kar uske moosal ko apne dono boobs ke beech dal kar Ravi se boli, "lo jiju, ab mere tits ko chodo. Apne lund ko mere boobs ki khai me daal kar yahan bhi apna jhanda gaad do."
Ravi apne lund ko Leena ke kabootaro ke beech me lakar uski tit- fucking chalu kar di. Lekin jo tempo doggi-style me bana huya tha woh vapas nahi ban raha tha. Paani nikalta nahi dekh usne apna dhyan uske kabootaro par tika diya. "Meri pyari saali, ab is tit-fucking ke baad tumhari choot ki phir ek
baar chudai karoonga. Tere kabootaro ka jawab nahin.....tere boob kitne malai jitney chikane hai.....aur tere gulaabi nipples...ineh toh main khaa jaaoonga," kahta hua apne lund ko mummo se nikaal kar uske upar toot pada aur uski chuchiyon ko masal masal kar dabochane laga. "Please meri chuchee ko aur jor se dabao, bahut maza aa raha hai. Mujhe nasha sa ho raha hai. Tum meri chuchee daba rahe ho aur meri choot me kuchh kuchh ho raha hai. Hai! tumhara to lund bhi ab vapas se kadak ho gaya hai." Leena neeche padi padi apni chuchiyon ki khaj mita rahi thi. Jiju ko pagal hate dekh uski choot me khaj shuru ho gayi thi. Apni choot par uske lund ko rakh kar apne badan ko uske badan se jakad liya aur kahne lagi, "Mujhe choot mein ahut...aaah....khujlee ho rahee hai..... ab apna chaaku meri choot pe chaalaa do...... mitaado meri khujlee..... mitaaao." Leena ko bhi tadafte dekh apne lund ko uski choot ke upar rakh kar ek jor se dhakka diya aur bola, "Hi! Meri rani, le! Leeeee! Aur le, jee bhar kar khaa apni choot me mere lund ke dhakke." Phir dhakke par dhakke chalu ho gaye. Thodi der tak kamare main kewal "uff" "hai" "ohh" ki hi awaje aa rahi thi. Tabhi Ravi aur Leena dono ek sath hi cheekh pade. Dono ka hi paani ek saath chhutane laga. Dono nidhaal ho kar palang par lete rahe aur usi halat me neend aa gayi

Father In Law Ate My Pussy

Last summer I decided to take my two sons to visit their grandparents, my in-law, in Flagstaff, Arizona.  My in-laws used to live near us here in Cedar Rapids, Iowa but when my father in law Ben had retired from Maytag in 2005, they decided to sell their house and move to Arizona.  I had always gotten along very well with my in-laws and they were just crazy about the boys.  They had always treated me like a daughter ever since my husband, Ryan and I had become engaged.

The boys had just finished with their school year and we thought it would be a wonderful trip for all of us if we went to visit. The only problem was Ryan had just started a new job and was unable to get the time off work, so we went ahead without him.  Once the van was loaded up with all our luggage and the boys were settled in and had slipped in their favorite Disney movie, Cars, I kissed Ryan goodbye with a smoldering kiss while I gripped his crotch and told him he better miss me and that I would be counting down the days until I got back for our planned night of erotic fun. Lord knows I was going to need it badly by the time I got back.  He hugged and kissed the boys goodbye and we were off.

His tongue ran up one side and down the other and then down to my anus. I squealed in delight as I had never felt a tongue there before and it was awesome. He flicked his tongue like lightening over my clit, sending me into incredible spasms over and over, bringing me ever so close to an earth shattering climax, but would then back off and then bringing me back over and over

The drive was pretty uneventful and after a couple of days driving, we finally arrived at my in-laws.  The house was a decent size but I soon found out that they only had one guestroom in their home.  They had turned the third bedroom into an office for Ben. That meant that the boys and I would be sharing the guestroom and the only bed. 

This was bad. Not because I didn’t want to be around my boys, but because I had a very strong sexual appetite and I need sex every day and I mean I NEED it, or I get very, very tense.  I was not overly thrilled with the prospect of a week without any privacy.  I could feel the ache building up in my pussy already! I was desperate to have a good hard cum. If worse came to worse I would have to hide away in the bathroom and use my trusty vibrator that I had packed along.

The day after we arrived, Margie, Ryan’s mom, took the boys into town to the local theatre to see the summer blockbuster movie, The Transformers.  The boys were thrilled but not as much as I was, knowing I would have a chance for some privacy.  Ben had already left and had gone to the hardware store and wouldn’t be back for a while.  I told Margie that I wanted to stay home and read a book. I honestly did plan to read a book and relax, but not before I had a sweet cum session with my handy dandy toy cock!

As soon as Margie and the boys pulled out of the driveway and I watched them head down the street and round the corner, I bolted back into the house, ran to the guestroom, closed and locked the door and stripped off my pajamas into a heap and grabbed my 8.5” rabbit vibrator from deep inside my luggage. At least I thought I had locked the door. 

I flopped onto the bed onto my back and ran my hand up and down my smooth firm naked body. It looked and felt pretty damn good for having two babies.  I cupped my firm 38C tits and pulled and pinched my nipples until they were hard.  The fire in my loins was beginning to heat up. I closed my eyes and immediately pictured Jordan, the hot new male aerobics instructor at my gym. He was a cross between Jesse Metcalfe from Desperate Housewives and Jake Gyllenhaal.  I was smitten with lust as I watched him walk into my aerobics class.  You could literally hear an audible gasp from several of the women. Since he started the aerobics classes have been booked solid.

I slid my hand down between my tanned thighs and slipped a finger gently along my shaved smooth slit feeling the glistening dew leaking from my tingling slit imagining it was Jordan.  Oh my, it felt so good.  I imagined I was lying alone in the sauna at the gym, wearing just the gym’s short white towel around my body and nothing else. I hear the sauna door open and through the steamy mist I see Jordan enter with a small towel wrapped around his fit waist. He closes the door behind him and moves towards me and tells me he has waited for this moment to be alone with me since the first day he saw me in his class.  He then drops the towel to the floor where I am greeted with the sight of his very hard 9” cock and his beautiful tanned muscular body. He begins to kiss me passionately sending jolts of electricity through my whole body, but more importantly into my pussy. Immediately as I felt his tongue probe my mouth, I could feel my juices flowing.

My finger slipped into my warm wet lips and teased my swelling clit.  With my other hand I then slid the tip of my vibrator into my love hole.  I paused, imagining that it was Jordan’s delicious cock, I whispered, “Fuck me Jordan, fuck my sweet pussy.’ I then slid that vibe slowly yet deeply into my pussy.  Gasping as I felt it fill me up inside I began to write on the bed, imagining how good Jordan felt pressed against me, kissing his soft sensuous mouth, my hand pressed against his tight broad chest, playing with his hardened nipple. The more I played the more I was swept up into my fantasy.

I opened my legs wide to welcome all of Jordan deep inside me; I began to thrust the vibrator in and out of soaking wet pussy.  My juices were beginning to trickle down my ass.  Moaning I rubbed my clit harder, feeling the building of my climax.  I wanted it to last so I slid the vibrator back out and slid it up and down my sensitive lady parts.  My mind went back to my fantasy where Jordan told me he just had to taste me, and slid down my body licking and kissing my tits and belly along the way until he reached my smooth mound.  Gazing at my pussy, he spreads the lips open wide and gives my clit a quick flit with his tongue making me gasp.  I hear Jordan’s voice tell me I have the most prettiest of lady parts he’s ever seen and buries his mouth onto my pussy. My finger worked on my clit as I imagined Jordan’s tongue licking and sucking it. 

While I was deep into my fantasy of Jordan fucking me in the sauna, I heard the bedroom door open and someone saying, “I’m sorry!” I looked up quickly to catch a glimpse of Ben fleeing the room holding a box of light bulbs. Sexually frustrated, I threw on my pajamas and went after Ben. I figured the best way to handle the situation was to go out and talk to Ben.

I found poor Ben in the kitchen, blushing furiously. He kept apologizing all over himself. I begged him not to feel so bad, that it was no big deal and I tried to make light of the situation. I did however ask Ben not to say anything to Margie. He assured me that in no way he had any intention of telling her.  We both knew that she wouldn’t be overly accepting of the situation. 

Ben and I continued talking and I went on to explain to him that I had a very high sex drive. Ben said that he totally understood and that in his day he used to masturbate every day.  He went on to say that it was nothing to be embarrassed or ashamed about and that it was very natural. He made me laugh when he said if he could still get an erection he would still be masturbating every day.  “Thing just don’t work the same as you get older,” he complained.

We continued to talk about sex.  He explained that he still very much enjoys going down on Margie. I made a smart ass remark that eating pussy was not a skill that his son had inherited. During all this talk of sex, and my previous heated state before the little interruption, I could feel my pussy juices trickle down my thighs. Ben then suggested that I go ahead back to the guestroom and finish what I had started.  He was looking at me in a way I had never seen him look before.  It made me feel incredibly feminine, desirable and sexy. I piped up on impulse and asked him if he would like to watch.  I felt my heart begin to quicken with horny excitement. Ben replied that what he really wanted to do was to eat my pussy. A jolt of electricity shot through my pussy and I could feel myself getting wetter by the moment. We both agreed that this was going to be a secret between us that we would take to our graves.

Ben followed me back to the guestroom and sat on the edge of the bed and watched intently as I began to undress in front of him. I was incredibly turned on doing so. He then took my hand and led me to the bed where I then laid on my back and placed a few pillows under my head.  The aroma of my pussy juice was already beginning to fill the air.  Ben then crawled up between my legs, pausing for a moment as he inhaled my scent.  He began to run a finger along my lips and up and down my soaked slit. Ben moaned and said “I’ve seen plenty pussy in my lifetime and Holly I have to say, you have one of the most beautiful cunt’s I have ever laid eyes on.” He then pressed his mouth onto my pussy and began the most delicious tongue assault I had ever experienced. 

His tongue ran up one side and down the other and then down to my anus.  I squealed in delight as I had never felt a tongue there before and it was awesome.  He flicked his tongue like lightening over my clit, sending me into incredible spasms over and over, bringing me ever so close to an earth shattering climax, but would then back off  and then bringing me back over and over.  “Mmm, Holly not only do you have a beautiful cunt, you also have the most delicious cunt, my dear,” Ben said as he then buried his tongue into my wet hole.  His finger expertly rubbed and tickled my very swollen sensitive clit. I was in heaven; never had I had my pussy so wonderfully eaten before. For over a half an hour, Ben was perfectly happy bent between my legs as he licked, sucked and fingered my pussy into so many orgasms, I had lost count.

At one point, after licking and tonguing my anus, he slid a finger into my tight sphincter and began to finger fuck me as he slicked and sucked on my clit until I screamed out, ‘OM MY FUCKING WORD! OH BEN YESSSS!”  as I thrashed about and bucked hard into his face as I had the most intense orgasm I had ever experienced in my entire life.  I suddenly squirted a huge amount of hot cum all over Ben’s face.  He gasped as it flooded his nose and mouth, coughing as it drowned his face.  As I began to come down, I could not stop thanking him for the most amazing orgasms I had ever had.  He said, “Trust me Holly, really the pleasure was all mine!”

Over the course of the week, I had hoped that Ben and I would get another opportunity to be alone and have an encore performance before I had to return home to Iowa but unfortunately it never happened.  I haven’t been able to get it out of my mind since, nor had my pussy stopped hungering for more of that incredible tongue lashing from my father in law. Margie is a very, very lucky lady.

Saturday, December 4, 2010

A Passionate Sexual encounter with Rita

We were in bed. Time was around 10.00 P.M. My wife of one year was cuddling upto me and nibbling at my ears. We are in our mid twenties. I am kumar, 27 years, 5’11”, fair and well built, weighing 75 kgs, curly black hair which covers my head and falls on the side wildly (any amount of combing doesn’t help), wears spectacles and have a rugged face, sharp and well defined. My wife Sapna is 23 years, very young, kiddish nature, about 5’2”, very fair, nice beautiful face, a medium sized boobs(breast), nice waistline slim and kissable navel and finally small buttocks but strong thighs and legs. We were married as soon as she had completed her graduation. She has a school girl’s face and is shy and reserved by nature. She is employed in a Bank while I am working as a middle level executive with a multinational, in their finance department.
Ours was a arranged marriage. We were not much experienced before marriage in sex and the first year had passed like a dream. Slowly and steadily we were learning more about each other and indulging in passionate sex. The first few days after marriage it used to straightforward sex, with me switching of the lights and then in the dark both of us groping at each other. Then finally after a furious fast paced kissing and getting naked, I used to mount her and after a few attempts manage to penetrate her choot with my penis(lund). Then it was purely fucking – hard and fast and after a short minutes both of us used to cum. Once we came, we used to hold each other and lie beside each other and fall to sleep. But lately we have started experimenting by kissing passionately and increasing the time of our foreplay. I have started caressing her body, playing with her boobs, caressing her choot and inserting my fingers in her cunt and finally pulling her on top of me while penetrating her choot. We were happy in our own world and also since both of us did not have any earlier experience of sex much (she was a virgin, while I had a few fuck with some prostitutes), we were learning and happy. We were opening up more and more to each other with sexual foreplay and also being naked in each others presence.

Tonight again as she was nibbling my ears and I was playing with her boobs which I have started enjoying kissing lately especially taking the nipples in my mouth and rolling it over my tongue and lips and biting it, she started telling me the daily news. By this time I had a raging hardon. My lund was stiff and straining to feel Sapnas moist cunt, so I pulled her over me while I lay on my back. She came over me and while helping me in guiding my lund in her choot she started talking about Rita. I was busy fucking her, playing with her boobs and pressing her now hard nipples. By now, she was feeling hot and she lay on me and started kissing me. We kissed passionately for a few minutes while her choot was tightening around my lund. Then she started riding it. Her shoulder length hair was swinging wildly as she strained herself against me moving in rhythm with my upward thrust and finally with a shudder she came. By this time my lund had reached its zenith and with a shout I released all my cum deep inside her. Then she fell on top of me and we lay there all drained. We exchanged kisses and again her talk continued and again it was about Rita.

The only topic for discussion for the past few months have been about Rita, a lady whom she had met in bus, enroute to office. This Rita is a character. The first time Spana met her was when, Sapna was being harassed by a commuter in bus, by standing close to her and breathing down her neck. Sapna being shy was trying to move away from this slimy character but that guy was nonchalantly pushing himself against her. Suddenly, a booming female voice rang out – ‘oye, jyaada chipak math saala, agar chipakna hi hai to apni maa aur bahen ke sath jaake chipak. Suddenly the bus was quiet and there was this lady coming between Sapna and Rita. She turned to the guy and said –‘saala, both der se dekh rahi huun tereko is ladki ko pareshan karte huen. Muu khola to saala dath todh duungi. She had a fierce look on her face and due to her onslaught of abuses the guy slid away mumbling something under his breath. Rita then turned towards Sapna and said –‘Beti, aisa awaara badmaash lafangoon ko tum seedha chanta maar do’. In a then soothing voice she then said –‘Beti nayi Mumbai mein aayi ho kya’. This was the beginning of their friendship. By the end of the journey sapna and Rita had become close friends and confidante and that night, I was informed time and again about Ritas exploits and her daring dashing attitude.

Rita became her constant traveling companion by bus, and morning and evening they used to leave and return together. Rita worked near to Sapna’s office and she also stayed about walking distance from our home.

Finally, one Saturday Rita was invited for dinner to our house and I met the character Rita for the first time. All my imagination was off mark when I saw her. She was about 5’6”, in late forties (about 49years) medium color (neither fair nor dark), big boned and had ample flesh on her. She had big boobs which seemed to be straining to come out of her jacket. She looked muscular weighing probably 70 kgs. She was not fat but looked strong and huge built in that height. Looking at her I wondered on why she had not joined the army or the police. She was wearing a knee length midi and had a jacket on. Her visible calf muscles bulged. She was average looking, had bulging droopy eyes, a medium nose, thick fat lips (which seemed suckable) and nice teeth. Overall a person whom who may not look twice if you meet on the street and a person you would not like to confront with.

We all sat down for dinner and boy, she was a good conversationalist. She had both of us in stitches. By the end we were laughing a lot at her jokes, both horny and decent. She seemed very knowledgeable about the world and we enjoyed her company. She was our aunty and she called sapna her ‘beti’.

The next day she invited us to her house. It was a typical goan house with nice old stately furniture. Her husband David (a 60 years old guy) was dressed in full suit and boot like a typical Englishman. He offered us the Goan feni (alcoholic drink). Her hubby was totally drunk and seemed to be under Rita’s control. Rita was dressed in a low cut gown and her cleavage and ample bosom could be seen clearly. Since we don’t drink alcohol, she offered Wine, which we sipped just to make her happy. She was drinking feni and enjoying herself. As usual by the end of the day she had us at ease and she sang some old hindi melodies strumming her guitar and we joined her. Later she switched on music and taught us to dance. She danced with my wife and then taught me fox-trot, ballroom dance and also to rock and roll. All in all a fantastic night.

As Kamini wanted me to have Sex with her...

Kamini Kulkarni found me in the Brigade Road a couple of years ago. I was in my early twenties and muscular enough to entice the cosmopolitan girls who frequented to our shop. I immediately realized that she was watching my features closely and I felt as if she was surprised as to what I was doing in the garments showroom. Having known about (some) women of Bangalore, I was convinced that she must be one among those flirts in the city not content with the husbands. It was an easy guess that she might be rich with plenty of money to throw at young boys who dared to jump on her. Honestly, she was good looking with those predominant plump curves. Although her breasts seemed to have been over utilized, she still looked sexy. She managed to flip her visiting card at me while shopping and as she winked at me moistening her lips, I smiled to have come across one richer whore with the urge to take on the strength of younger men.

I haven’t had sex for quite some time and hence it wasn’t difficult to decide visiting her once. I called her on her mobile one Thursday and after ensuring that she would be alone at home, I planned to visit her right away. She was staying in a posh apartment in Wilson Gardens and it did take some time to locate the building. The first thing which struck me after the door was opened was her smile soaked with desire and lust. She served me with samosas and hot coorg coffee although I was more curious about what would follow.

“Hello Ranjit,” she started talking sitting close to me on the sofa while she kept staring at my muscles under my T-shirt and Jeans, “So how old are you?”

“I completed 23 last month. Madam.” I replied as I observed that she had made herself up well for the occasion.

“The reason I gave my card to you is that,” she began revealing. “I have a crush for young boys like you. I love watching them play with my tits and clit. I enjoy the feel of young cock inside and I get thrilled to watch them go haywire on my body. Every time you visit, I will shell out a few thousand rupees so long as you keep me interested all through. It is just between me and you and you will assure that you will never reveal to anyone about what we do. Is that ok?”

I pretended as though I was thinking over her proposal for a while before turning to her and nodding my head in acceptance.

“That’s like a good boy,” she flashed a smile and began unbuttoning her shirt while I kept watching her holding my breath. Soon, she sat revealing her naked breasts with reddish areola and perky nipples. She didn’t waste much time in pulling off her pants either as within minutes after my reaching her home, she sat naked to the hilt next to me.

“I won’t tell you what to do,” she let her legs spread apart as wide as she could and winked at me. I stood up to get rid of my clothes and I watched her taking a deep breath seeing my hard manhood standing erect. I went on my knees between her spread legs and got close enough to let my hot breath fall on her naked body. Her breasts still looked firm although their shapes were uneven and I could see a few veins being visible on her shining skin on the breasts. She had a pair of wonderful cherry red areolas which held her hard enticing nipples. I leaned forward to mouth one of the nipples as a gentle moan emanated from her mouth feeling my mouth on her nipples for the first time. I could feel my cock getting tensed hearing her sexy moan and soon my mouth began exerting vigorously on either of her breasts. While I held a breast in my mouth, I was playing with the other with my hands. Kamini Kulkarni’s hands started traveling all over my hair while she kept moaning while enjoying the feel of my mouth and fingers all over her flesh globes. Her hands easily found their way to my throbbing dick and began stroking it gently.

“It is so big,” she said in a husky voice as she found it almost impossible to wrap my member with her hand. She kept stroking my shaft while I suckled at her breasts. Our naked thighs were brushing against each other as we continued to play.

“Get down to my pussy at once” she pleaded. I was amazed to see her pinky pussy which peeked out between her shiny thighs. My hands rested on her waist while my head descended onto her pussy. Her moans were getting louder as my lips brushed her pussy to begin with and soon my tongue encircled her soft flesh. I helped myself with a couple of drops of juice oozing from her pussy with my tongue sending her body to move as if she was having a convulsion.

“It is hot,” I managed to comment for which she blushed slightly. I was smelling the aroma of her musk and my lips began motioning harder on her pussy. My tongue kept nibbling on her pussy lips and sucking them into my mouth. Kamini Kulkarni humped unable to contain herself while my probing tongue kept exploring her hole. I smiled as I watched her caressing her own tits and teasing her nipples.

“I am feeling it through from my nipples to my pussy,” she admired as I was unrelenting on her pussy with my mouth. As my teeth closed over her clit, she screamed as she reached her first orgasm. Equal to the task, I managed to lap at her juices while she looked down with great deal of appreciation and content. Immediately after I lifted my head away from her pussy, Kamini Kulkarni instructed at once. “Let’s get on with it”

She pushed me onto the carpet defying my expectations and came down heavily on me pressing her naked flesh on my body like a rock rolling down. Before I could comprehend, she had positioned herself to a nicety and was attempting to descend on my hard erect cock. As I watched her with excitement, her pussy was sliding down my shaft making me feel as if the tip of my cock was piercing inside a tender apple.

“I love to ride on young boys,” she admitted winking at me yet again.

“I don’t mind,” I quipped. “I can see your tits jumping as we fuck.”

I was convinced that she might be an expert in the art as she began pushing down her pussy in a smooth motion to let my dick enter her cavity inch by inch. I could see her face lit up in anticipation once the entire length of my dick got inside as she pushed her long hair behind revealing her naked tits above my eyes. She began jumping on my dick gently and I felt elated to feel her soft pussy all over my dick as we soon motioned faster than before. Kamini Kulkarni hushed in joy as my dick pierced inside her pussy. My breath was becoming irregular coping up with her pumping speed while my dick was getting a feast of the lifetime. Her naked breasts were jumping while she went up and down on me giving me a visual treat. My hands soon rested on her waist helping her move up and down with synchrony.

Kamini Kulkarni was gasping for breath while she kept the momentum of her movements increasing all the way while her face was letting out funny expressions as we fucked. Riding me faster and harder, she plunged his dick in and out of her body, screaming as she quivered on top of me. I wished to withstand for longer although it was she who came first which was soon followed by my dick bursting inside her pussy enormous loads of cum I had preserved for quite some time. Her body banged on my chest in exhaustion after we exploded and for a couple of minutes, the room was filled with noises of our gasps. We recovered soon and I was gladdened to hear that she loved every bit of whatever we had done. She pulled off a few currencies from her wallet without even bothering how much she had flipped off and I walked out of the house later a very happy man.